Leg It!

Spotted lurking outside the England training ground last week was Australia's manager Jake T Peg, (pictured left with his extra leg, diddle, iddle, iddle, um) who infuriated players, officials and a passing nun, by taunting crocked striker Wayne Rooney with cries of "oi monkey boy, I've got a spare if you need it!" He then ran off. Very quickly.

Rejoice, rejoice!

The finest site on the whole interweb (apart from basketweaving.com, of course) is without doubt, Big Nork...er, I mean Tattyworld, the home of phreaky photoshopping, abnormal art and disturbed doodling. And despite the efforts of "the man" i.e. their hosting company, they're back on line and as strange as ever, huzzah!!!

Is that the time?

It's April already, and I've just remembered about about this wretched blog thing! Easter is nearly upon us, and as I look out of my window, I can see the giant chocolate chickens, laying their giant chocolate eggs, like steaming egg shaped turds. Mmmmmmmmm!

It's 2006...

...so why aren't we all living on the moon, and flying around with personal rocket jet packs? Where's the future we were all promised? Arthur C Clarke, you lied to us, ya bugger! Wahey, first rant of the year out of the way, hahaha!

Tis the season to be jolly...

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In a world filled with cheap tat, thank Cliff for quality merchandise like this. I'll take a dozen!